Top 10 breakup songs

By Allison Knopp

1. “Breaking Up is Hard to Do” by the Carpenters

Here the Carpenters state the obvious, but fortunately you now have the Spartanedge’s list of best break up songs and our anti-Valentine’s Day issue to help you in your time of need.

2. “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood

It’s basically a blue print for what to do when your man is unfaithful, but we suggest you take it out on a pillow to avoid legal action.

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3. “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette

Did you know that this song is about Uncle Joey from Full House? Who knew someone with such a mad Bullwinkle impression could make someone that angry.

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4. “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor

Nothing needs to be said about this song. It is a classic.

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5. “No Woman , No Cry” by Bob Marley

Simple and to the point.  Also, there is nothing like a little reggae to heal a broken heart.

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6. “Love Stinks” by J. Geils Band

From Adam Sandler in the Wedding Singer to mops in Swiffer commercials, this song has comforted many a scorned lover.

7. “Song for the Dumped” by Ben Folds Five

Ben Folds is sure to remind you to pay back any financial debt you may have when a relationship ends.

8. “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Huston

When you’re still in love but it has to be over, get in your car and belt it out.

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9. “King of Wishful Thinking” by Go West

It’s kind of like a musical pep talk.  It also has a fantastic early 90’s music video (which we can’t embed, but you can watch it on YouTube.)  Watch it and you will instantly forget about your loser ex-lover.

10. “You’ll Think of Me” by Keith Urban

Best line? “Take your cat and leave my sweater.” Classic country.